Title:
 The Fine and Subtle Art of Cardiology
Fandom: House M.D.
Pairing:
 House/Wilson, some Wilson/OMC
Categories: 
Romance, Crack, Humor
Length: 
Medium (~8000 words)
Warnings: House being mean to Wilson and Wilson’s boyfriend, House abusing the contracts of his staff, House generally being a horrible human being.


Author on LJ:
rageprufrock
Website:
 glitterati


Review:

In which Wilson is unintentionally a big ho, and House doesn’t have a crush on Wilson, he just doesn’t want anyone else to have a crush on him either. Or, Wilson gets a boyfriend, House gets jealous, and everyone is reduced to a middle school mentality.

I will admit that I am mainly in the House fandom for the snark and the House/Wilson, and this fic pushes both these buttons wonderfully. The somewhat clichéd premise of the fic (Wilson’s got a slimeball boyfriend and House is jealous!) is made into a humorous and decidedly non-melodramatic fic about House not being in touch with his feelings and stalking Wilson because he’s convinced himself that Wilson’s new boyfriend is a complete loser. And while admittedly characterization is sometimes pushed aside in favor of the humor, it still makes House a horrible person and Wilson a big manwhore, and I think that’s what really matters.


The Fine and Subtle Art of Cardiology