Title: How to Train your Angel Wolf Boyfriend
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairing: Jupiter Jones/Caine Wise
Categories: Domestic, Post-Canon, PWP
Length: Epic (75k)
Warnings: Sex, lots of sex

Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] username
Website: OctoSally

Summary: The fact that she was still a little annoyed with him for the “I’m closer to a dog than you” quip might have informed what she did next.

She patted the warm cement next to her, and said, in the firm tone she’d heard animal trainers use:

“Caine, sit.”

[Pretty much what it says on the tin. Jupiter Jones and Caine Wise figure each other out, post-canon. Basically my exploration of their relationship and where it might lead. EDIT: Now COMPLETE! Enjoy the sex and plot and wacky OCs!]

Review: A lot of kinky sex, with lots of interesting world building, and relationship building along the way.

Octosally has a deft hand with weaving together long, intricate sex scenes with character building experiences. Jupiter experiences the complications of universe sized business inheritance while trying discover what it means to be queen of the earth and Caine's mistress.

How to Train you Angel-Wolf-Boyfriend
Title: Some Kind of Temporary Sanity
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Genres: AU, Drama, Smut, Prison
Length: Medium
Warnings: Dub-con, incest, voyeurism

Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] pinkwithoutplot
Author Website: N/A

Author's Summary:
N/A

Review:
An AU of Folsom Prison Blues, in this fic Sam doesn't deal as well with being incarcerated as he did in canon. Singled out by the other inmates, he and Dean have to pretend to be together in an effort to protect him - and then surprise surprise, they have to actually get together. It's smutty and wrong and ultimately satisfying.

Some Kind of Temporary Sanity

hand over by crybaby (toplinson) - NC-17

  • May. 10th, 2015 at 10:17 PM
Title: hand over
Fandom: One Direction [Bandom/RPF]
Pairing: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Categories: PWP, Romance
Length: Epic [60732 words]
Warnings: Daddy Kink, Object Insertion, D/S Elements & Play, Humiliation, Exhibitionism, Feminization, Bareback Sex, Fisting, Impact Play, Pain Play, Sensory Deprivation, Kink Exploration, Safe Words & Trigger Discussions and Use, Figging, Bondage, Total Power Exchange, Pet Play and Collaring.

Author Website: crybaby (toplinson) (on AO3)

Summary:
‘Twenty one things to try before 21,’ he reads aloud, voice lilting with amusement. [original summary]

Review:

I’m on a smut-fluffy phase, probably because it’s May - and I’m always lively around my birthday. This story kind of announced a great B-Day week! It’s a plot what plot fic, where Harry and Louis explore several kinks Harry always wanted to try before turning 21.

She is so joyful to read, full of kink exploration, but beware! Louis and Harry navigate several kinks, but they don’t discuss all of them thoroughly, while Harry gives a blanket statement and they have safe words in place, a few people might consider the story slightly unconcerned with the kink negotiation.

Highlights of the fic concern favorite kinks of mine like Exhibitionism and Sensory Deprivation, as well as a Zayn, Harry and Louis threesome and a gangband with all the boys. The fic is an AU, and a bit unrealistic in the amount of sex a couple can have, and how willing people are in joining the experimentation, but it flows easily enough not to bother you while reading - of course, you must be prepared, this is a pwp fic, the plot is completely secondary, but I feel it delivers well it’s purpose.

This fic gains bonus points for the length and how diverse the sex scenes are without making it everything boring and “this” inserts “there”, the only thing I didn’t like was a bit of the pet names, but that mainly a personal preference thing - it doesn’t effect at all the reading.

hand over

Laid Out by Frostfire (Explicit)

  • Apr. 30th, 2015 at 1:19 AM
Title: Laid Out

Fandom: Haven
Pairing: Audrey Parker/Nathan Wuornos
Categories: smut, kink, het, sensation play
Length: medium, 2198 words
Warnings: none

Author on LJ: n/a?
Author Website: Frostfire on AO3

Summary: So they're drinking.

Review: ...she’s made herself...several martinis, and Nathan has had...many beers, and they’re talking about the Troubles, and he has his serious brooding face on, which doesn’t fit with how the official night off was supposed to go. She decided herself, that morning when they made plans, that tonight they would not work and they would still somehow enjoy themselves.

So she reaches out and pokes him in the side.

The noise he makes is so very, very entertaining—sort of like a cut-off hiccup—that she has to do it again. And he makes another, even more entertaining noise, so she does it again. And again.


This is written for the kink prompt "sensation play", and, well, there couldn't be a better kink match-up for this particular pairing -- with Nathan, who can't feel, except for Audrey with her immunity to the Troubles. So here is a fic about Audrey getting drunk and touching Nathan. A lot. Touching which Leads Places.

It's basically partner sex, back in season 2 when they're friends who are so very comfortable with one another, with the joking and teasing and frank discussions. It's genuinely fun and sweet rather than saccharine romance, deals with Nathan's unique situation with frankness and directness, and the end result is raw and real and really damn hot. I wish there was more Naudrey like this around on the internets, because damn.

Laid Out
Title: but more than a feeling
Fandom: One Direction [Bandom/RPF]
Pairing: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson/Zayn Malik/Liam Payne/Niall Horan, Sophia Smith/Liam Payne, Liam Payne/Sophia Smith/Niall Horan
Categories: Romance, PWP.
Length: Medium [12756 words]
Warnings: OT5 Orgy, Het/Slash in equal parts - will explain the waring in the review, please check the author’s warnings for the individual kinks/sex acts.


Author Website: velvet_tuberose(on AO3) | velvetuberose (on Tumblr)

Summary: Liam doesn't mean to think about it over the next week. He doesn't purposefully think it over, but the thought pops into his head at the oddest of times: bunging a sausage roll into the cart at the shop, stopping Loki from peeing on someone’s shoe at the park, climbing off the treadmill after working out, there’s that random thought of I could sleep with all of them, maybe at the same time.


Review:

I had a hard time choosing what fic to rec this week, and when I went over my bookmarks I decided for this story. It is a short one, but is packed with feelings and smut, which I needed to get me out of the funk! So go read this lovely if you want something lighter.

This fic was written for a OT5 exchange, which means fics where the central relationship is of all the five boys in the band. It starts off with canonical Liam/Sophia and a surprising Niall/Sophia friendship that turns into a pre-orgy training with Sophia/Liam/Niall. I’ve been in love with fics that maintain the actual relationships the boys are and sidetrack it with side pairings.

The drama free element is the best part of the plot, simply because Liam and Sophia discuss things as a healthy couple and Liam gets consent from her to pursue this fantasy of his. The undercurrent of Sophia/Niall just makes the fic very complex and delightful, and gives a little wish of something more.

Basically, Niall and Sophia convince Liam that he could have sex with all the boys, because they all love him enough to give what he wants and Liam fumbles around until he figures he really wants that, because he doesn’t feel jealous when he sees the interaction with Niall and Sophia.

I warned for both Slash and Het, because while the fic summary suggest the central idea of the orgy between the five boys, there is sex between Sophia, Liam and Niall and just Sophia and Liam. Since I know there are people that don’t read het in this fandom or that simply don’t read Liam/Sophia or more urgently don’t read fics with sexual acts with any of the girlfriends/other real people, and are uncomfortable with the sexualization of people that don’t chose to be the in the spotlight I thought it was best to warn.

We also get a tiny bit of Harry/Louis and Zayn/Liam, which tie up a lot of feelings and discuss Liam relationship with the other boys and in between them. This is a great read if you want to have all the feelings between all boys and Liam being adorable without wanting to put anyone out for wanting to have an orgy.


but more than a feeling

Grab and Hold by TheDamselfly (NC-17)

  • Apr. 12th, 2015 at 1:09 AM
Title: Grab and Hold
Fandom: Kingsman: The Secret Service
Pairing: Merlin/Roxy Morton, background Harry Hart/Eggsy Unwin
Categories/Genres: Post-Canon, Plot What Plot
Length: Medium (5559 words)
Warnings: N/A

Author on LJ: N/A
Author Website: TheDamselfly

Summary:

There is a gun strapped to her leg under her dress, a grenade in her coat pocket, and even unarmed she is more dangerous than most thugs on the street. There's something that's missing, but she's certain that she's got it all figured out now.

"Kingsman doesn't expect me to stay celibate forever, yeah?" she asks, like she's just curious. Merlin stares at her like he's not quite sure what's happening to him right now.

Review:

Ask me what I think about Kingsman: The Secret Service. Then watch as I sprint to the nearest rooftop and start screaming all the things I loved about it. Because I do love the hell out of the movie. But make no mistake, while I'm up there, I'll also make a point to scream about how there wasn't nearly enough Roxy being awesome. Fortunately, I have fanfiction to remedy that shortage.

TheDamselfly's Roxy is the embodiment of confidence. She's confident in her appearance, abilities, and unabashedly possessed of her own sexuality in a way that female characters are not typically allowed to be. She knows what she wants, knows how to get it, and has no qualms about doing whatever it takes. And once she's got Merlin right where she wants him, she's utterly honest in her pleasure.

And it really is about her pleasure. TheDamselfly frames Merlin's pleasure as tangential to Roxy's, more of a means by which Roxy can scratch an itch than an end in an of itself. It's a direct subversion of common portrayals of sex in the media, where men's pleasure is paramount, while women's pleasure is very narrowly defined, if even explored at all.

Grab and Hold
Title: bring you to my hell
Fandom: Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler
Pairing: Sebastian/Ciel
Categories: Supernatural/horror/creature fic, established relationship, PWP, dark
Length: medium (4,725 words)
Warnings: Underage (13-year-old boy/ancient demon), danger kink, master/servant dynamics

Author on LJ:  [livejournal.com profile] dustofwarfare
Author Website:  dustofwarfare

Summary: Other devils might enjoy offering fruit to tempt the innocent into damnation, but Sebastian -- he much prefers sharing it with one already damned.

Review: As Ciel eats his orange after the Book of Circus arc, Sebastian reflects on his own hunger, on temptation, damnation, and forbidden fruit. But as the summary implies, Sebastian's role is not to tempt in this story. Ciel is already damned, and once again, he has an order that surprises Sebastian.

This is a hard story to rec without spoiling its central premise, which is one of the main reasons I've hesitated to post about it here. But [livejournal.com profile] dustofwarfare is one of my favorite Kuroshitsuji writers, and this is a great read to start off 2015's year of recs. Her Sebastian is always a delight to read, and always a refreshing change from the many mundane AUs floating around. As in furnace room lullaby, which I previously recced here, Sebastian is more demon than butler in this fic, and Ciel wouldn't have it any other way. As the warnings imply, this story is not for everyone. This is a Sebastian who, as in canon, literally hungers for his master, and a Ciel who gets off on testing the limits on that hunger and of his demon's patience. Ciel is canon-aged in this story, so there is shota/underage. However, it does not particularly focus on his youth as a kink. Instead, [livejournal.com profile] dustofwarfare highlights the qualities that make Ciel so formidable in canon. He may be damned, but he knows it, and he's quite prepared to step into that good night with Sebastian when the time comes. In the meantime, Ciel, as always, knows exactly what he wants -- and he expects Sebastian to deliver it.

bring you to my hell

"Terms and Conditions" by sonderling (NC-17)

  • Nov. 12th, 2014 at 12:30 AM
Title: Terms and Conditions
Fandom: Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler
Pairing: Sebastian/Ciel
Categories: PWP, negotiation, first time, virginity
Length: medium (7,281 words)
Warnings: underage/shota (thirteen-year-old boy/ancient demon), dubcon, negotiation

Author on AO3:  sonderling

Summary: "Since that day, I have always been young master’s faithful servant. I shall do whatever young master wishes… in exchange for the sacrifice… and the pleasure that has been offered."

Sebastian thought they'd negotiated the terms of the contract quite clearly, but Ciel's got a few, well, conditions.

Review: In "Terms and Conditions," their contract entitle Sebastian not only to Ciel's soul upon his death but also to "small samplings" of it during his lifetime. (I'll give you one guess what sampling entails!) For the past three years, Sebastian has been waiting patiently for Ciel's soul to ripen with adolescence. Now, that long-awaited day is finally here -- but before Sebastian can get a taste, Ciel has a few conditions of his own.

Take a good look at the warnings because what you see is what you'll get in this PWP. Consent issues, age issues, and uneven power dynamics are pretty much a given with this scenario. But if you're onboard with the idea of Sebastian and Ciel negotiating for Ciel's virginity, you have come to the right place! "Terms and Conditions" promises porn and it delivers. However, it is well-written, in-character porn, and if you've poked your head into the Kuroshitsuji tags on AO3, you know what a rare find that is! Sebastian's aesthetics (and his own self-serving nature) make him want to convince Ciel to be just as enthusiastic about this new turn in their relationship as he is. And while Ciel is nervous and inexperienced, he still shows the forceful personality and strength of character that make him so intriguing in canon. Strong characterization, lovely prose, and smoking hot sex make this one of my favorite Kuroshitsuji stories. I'm just crossing my fingers that sonderling keeps writing in Kuroshitsuji because the fandom could use more stories like this!

Terms and Conditions

Seasons by nocleversig (M)

  • Nov. 1st, 2014 at 1:47 AM
Title: Seasons
Fandom: Sanctuary
Pairing: Helen/John
Categories: angst, romance, pwp, historical
Length: Long (18k in five parts)
Warnings: canon typical violence (including themes of abuse and domestic violence), mild blood/knife play.

Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] nocleversig
Author Website: on sanctuaryfiction.net

Summary: The beginnings of Helen and John's romance, Winter through Fall, from Innocence to Darkness.

Review: nocleversig is one of the best authors in the Sanctuary fandom, I recommend reading everything they've written. I've never been disappointed. I'm reccing 'Seasons' in particular though because of how it honours the canon by showcasing the journey of Helen and John's relationship. nocleversig uses the structure of seasons to create the structure for the passing of the narrative, starting off with firsts - kisses, glances, love, etc, the wonderful feels it gives you of just how perfect they were for each other and how happy they could be. The rest of the stories (its a series btw) follows the slow progression to winter, symbolizing the painful death of their relationship. Following the degeneration of their lives, their love, but never their passion, is heart-wrenching and compelling as all heck. If you ship these two, you love their angst. The extremes they go to from light and happy to all-encompasing darkness.

Seasons

'Melange' by geonncanon (E)

  • Sep. 19th, 2014 at 10:23 PM
Title: Melange
Fandom: Sanctuary
Pairing: Helen/John/James
Categories: angst, pwp
Length: short (40 words)
Warnings: none

Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] geonncanon
Author's Website: on ao3

Summary: "perhaps it's all in his head"

Review It's a testament to an author's skill to be able to fully capture characters and their complicated relationships in so few words. But that's what geonncanon does, in 40 words the broken beauty of this trio is captured in perfection. It's a raw, sexual mess that's both hot and unsettling, but that's what we love about these three. In these forty words, the entire canon relationship between them is expertly summarized, it *is* them.

'Melange'



Title: set me as a seal upon thy heart
Fandom: In The Flesh
Pairing: Simon Monroe/Kieren Walker
Categories/Genres: Established Relationship, Romance, Fluff, Sex
Length: Medium (4288 words)
Warnings: References to past drug abuse

Author on LJ: N/A
Author Website: the210west

Summary:

“You didn’t believe all the pamphlets saying we couldn’t have sex, did you?” he hazards.
“We can have sex?” he says, and Simon absolutely should have brought this up sooner.

Review:

For those of you who haven't watched In The Flesh yet, (and shame on you), a quick summary of the premise: the corpses of those who died in 2009 are reanimated, the vicious war that follows brought to an end by the creation of a drug called Neurotripteline, which works to restore the brain functionality of the undead, who are then reintegrated into a society that has learned to fear and despise them.

Got it? Good. Now go watch the show. It's only 9 episodes. Afterward, come read this fic.

It's not my usual policy to rec PWPs, but I made an exception this time because the context and the concept make it so much more than just sex. For the undead, whose blood sits stagnant in their veins and whose bodies are numb to even the most severe physical damage, orgasms and sex simply can't be done. At least, that's the common belief.

The truth, as the210west describes it, runs much more along the lines of patient, intimate seduction than your usual bump-and-grind, tab a into slot b, insert synonym for 'thrust' here. the210west's prose is rich with description and clever use of Simon's fondness for poetry, Kieren's characteristic brand of boldness shining but not overshadowing Simon's helpless compulsion to please him in any and every way possible.

It's an excellent exploration of an aspect of undeath never touched on in the canon, and just a plain nice pick-me-up after all the crying you'll do watching this series.

set me as a seal upon thy heart

"the devil makes work" by llasah (NC-17)

  • May. 6th, 2014 at 9:05 PM
Title: the devil makes work
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Derek/Stiles
Categories: Made-them-do-it, PWP, first-time
Length: medium (7,245 words)
Warnings: awkward sexual situations, public masturbation

Author on LJ:  N/A
Author Website:  llasah

Summary: It takes Stiles four days to notice something’s wrong. Well it’s not like jerking off three times a day is unusual behavior. The third day, he has his usual good morning session, comes straight home from Lacrosse and jerks off without even taking off his jeans because it’s laundry day tomorrow and it’s not like he’s got standards. And everyone jerks off last thing at night; it’s like a glass of warm milk for your dick.

Stiles has been hit by a jerking off curse. He might not make it through May unscathed.

Review: Stiles being compelled to masturbate multiple times a day is a concept that might have been played for laughs by another author. But in Llasa's hands, it's surprisingly serious -- and ridiculously hot! I have to say that I've never really considered the medical side effects jerking off too much until I read this story. The awkwardness and embarrassment of the curse really come through, and there are some nice cameos from Deaton. But the real heart of this story is the relationship between Derek and Stiles. The story is strongly rooted in post-3b canon, with the aftermath of Derek's encounter with Kate a tangible undercurrent. Though the author only hints at the background between Derek and Stiles, it is obvious they have come to trust and rely on each other. Their relationship is almost achingly tender at points, but the trauma of their pasts and of Stiles's curse keeps it from being fluffy or sacharine. Instead it is a perfect blend of bittersweet.

the devil makes work
Title: Too Much Is Just Enough
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Categories: AU, sci-fi, romance, smut
Length: Medium (7,500)
Warnings: Tentacles, barebacking

Author on LJ: n/a
Author's website: missbeizy on tumblr

Summary: Alien!Blaine + human!Kurt. Tentacle porn.

Review:
Just a short one from me today, seeing as I stayed up until birdsong last night and really need my beauty sleep.

This little ficlet is absolutely smoking hot, like the kind of hot that actual requires a cold shower or a freezer-full of ice cubes tipped over your head. Beizy certainly does not shrink on the details of what we're reading, putting it all out there, using her clever way with words and extremely apt vocabulary to really do what she does best--draw you right into the fic. And the delicious, gluttonous feast that is tentacle porn.

Don't be fooled by thinking this is all smut, though--as delightful as that may sound, the little addition of plot here is key to really bringing this fic to another level. And, as always, the plot--the knowledge of the characters and their circumstances--just makes the not-plot even hotter.

Too Much Is Just Enough

Pouncing on People by MoonLoon (NC-17)

  • Aug. 22nd, 2012 at 8:24 PM
Sorry I didn't get this posted yesterday. I completely forgot it was Tuesday!

Title : Pouncing on People
Fandom : Andromeda
Pairing :  Tyr/Harper
Categories :  PWP, Fluff
Length :  Medium (7,115 words)
Warnings :  N/A

Author on LJ : N/A
Author Website: N/A

Summary: Tyr Pounces on Harper and Harper attempts to pounce back.

Review:
This is completely PWP with a tiny bit of sap at the end. But sometimes that's all we need, right? Hot sex and Harper using all his genius to find away to sneak up on Tyr, with a yummy prize if he succeds. ;)


Pouncing on People: Chapter 1; Chapter 2; Chapter 3; Chapter 4; Chapter 5; Chapter 6; Chapter 7

Pouncing on People by MoonLoon (NC-17)

  • Aug. 22nd, 2012 at 8:24 PM
Sorry I didn't get this posted yesterday. I completely forgot it was Tuesday!

Title : Pouncing on People
Fandom : Andromeda
Pairing :  Tyr/Harper
Categories :  PWP, Fluff
Length :  Medium (7,115 words)
Warnings :  N/A

Author on LJ : N/A
Author Website: N/A

Summary: Tyr Pounces on Harper and Harper attempts to pounce back.

Review:
This is completely PWP with a tiny bit of sap at the end. But sometimes that's all we need, right? Hot sex and Harper using all his genius to find away to sneak up on Tyr, with a yummy prize if he succeds. ;)


Pouncing on People: Chapter 1; Chapter 2; Chapter 3; Chapter 4; Chapter 5; Chapter 6; Chapter 7

Pouncing on People by MoonLoon (NC-17)

  • Aug. 22nd, 2012 at 8:24 PM
Sorry I didn't get this posted yesterday. I completely forgot it was Tuesday!

Title : Pouncing on People
Fandom : Andromeda
Pairing :  Tyr/Harper
Categories :  PWP, Fluff
Length :  Medium (7,115 words)
Warnings :  N/A

Author on LJ : N/A
Author Website: N/A

Summary: Tyr Pounces on Harper and Harper attempts to pounce back.

Review:
This is completely PWP with a tiny bit of sap at the end. But sometimes that's all we need, right? Hot sex and Harper using all his genius to find away to sneak up on Tyr, with a yummy prize if he succeds. ;)


Pouncing on People: Chapter 1; Chapter 2; Chapter 3; Chapter 4; Chapter 5; Chapter 6; Chapter 7

Pouncing on People by MoonLoon (NC-17)

  • Aug. 22nd, 2012 at 8:24 PM
Sorry I didn't get this posted yesterday. I completely forgot it was Tuesday!

Title : Pouncing on People
Fandom : Andromeda
Pairing :  Tyr/Harper
Categories :  PWP, Fluff
Length :  Medium (7,115 words)
Warnings :  N/A

Author on LJ : N/A
Author Website: N/A

Summary: Tyr Pounces on Harper and Harper attempts to pounce back.

Review:
This is completely PWP with a tiny bit of sap at the end. But sometimes that's all we need, right? Hot sex and Harper using all his genius to find away to sneak up on Tyr, with a yummy prize if he succeds. ;)


Pouncing on People: Chapter 1; Chapter 2; Chapter 3; Chapter 4; Chapter 5; Chapter 6; Chapter 7
Title: A Toast for the Douchebags
Fandom: Sports RPF / Swimming RPF
Pairing: Lochte/Phelps
Categories: Established relationship, PWP
Length: Medium (2292 words)
Warnings: Lochte carries his own warning

Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] hapakitsune
Author Website: Profile @ AO3

Summary:
There comes a moment in every man's life when he has to suck it up and admit that he's dating his rival.

Review:
So this week I was reading this hilarious piece over at Jezebel about why women logically believe Lochte to be a douchebag yet still find him sexy (some of the comments are comedy gold). Two days later I came across this gem of a story and laughed my whole way through it (in a good way). [livejournal.com profile] hapakitsune has written a great story with Phelps understanding Lochte is a big dork but still can’t help but like him.

I love the irreverent, unrepentant tone of this. I like that their sex isn’t “romantic” but it works for them. I like the condom snapping, the competitiveness, and the realization they’ve been in a relationship for eight years. This is just a fun, fluff piece that makes me smile.

A Toast for the Douchebags
Title: A Toast for the Douchebags
Fandom: Sports RPF / Swimming RPF
Pairing: Lochte/Phelps
Categories: Established relationship, PWP
Length: Medium (2292 words)
Warnings: Lochte carries his own warning

Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] hapakitsune
Author Website: Profile @ AO3

Summary:
There comes a moment in every man's life when he has to suck it up and admit that he's dating his rival.

Review:
So this week I was reading this hilarious piece over at Jezebel about why women logically believe Lochte to be a douchebag yet still find him sexy (some of the comments are comedy gold). Two days later I came across this gem of a story and laughed my whole way through it (in a good way). [livejournal.com profile] hapakitsune has written a great story with Phelps understanding Lochte is a big dork but still can’t help but like him.

I love the irreverent, unrepentant tone of this. I like that their sex isn’t “romantic” but it works for them. I like the condom snapping, the competitiveness, and the realization they’ve been in a relationship for eight years. This is just a fun, fluff piece that makes me smile.

A Toast for the Douchebags
Title: A Toast for the Douchebags
Fandom: Sports RPF / Swimming RPF
Pairing: Lochte/Phelps
Categories: Established relationship, PWP
Length: Medium (2292 words)
Warnings: Lochte carries his own warning

Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] hapakitsune
Author Website: Profile @ AO3

Summary:
There comes a moment in every man's life when he has to suck it up and admit that he's dating his rival.

Review:
So this week I was reading this hilarious piece over at Jezebel about why women logically believe Lochte to be a douchebag yet still find him sexy (some of the comments are comedy gold). Two days later I came across this gem of a story and laughed my whole way through it (in a good way). [livejournal.com profile] hapakitsune has written a great story with Phelps understanding Lochte is a big dork but still can’t help but like him.

I love the irreverent, unrepentant tone of this. I like that their sex isn’t “romantic” but it works for them. I like the condom snapping, the competitiveness, and the realization they’ve been in a relationship for eight years. This is just a fun, fluff piece that makes me smile.

A Toast for the Douchebags

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