Title: Fifty Things Captain Jack Harkness Learnt After Ianto Jones Learnt to Knit
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Ianto/Jack
Categories: AU, Crack, Humor,Friendship
Length: Short (900)
Warnings: Crack, Non COE compliant

Author on LJ: loveslashangst
Website: Fic Master List

Summary: AU. The title says it all: “Fifty Things Captain Jack Harkness Learnt after Ianto Jones Learnt to Knit”.

Review: A story in which yarn is not sexy, Jacks 'willie' don't look like a candy-cane, knitted lingerie isn't funny, and Jack's Webley sidearm doesn't need a 'gun cozy'.

This is the shortest fic I've ever recced here. But I think it deserves every bit of notoriety it can get. It will take you about 5 minutes to read, but will leave you laughing for days. (And possibly give you an unhealthy obsession with yarn)

Fifty Things Captain Jack Harkness Learnt After Ianto Jones Learnt to Knit