Title: And Then the Heroes Came Along by Roga
Fandom: SGA/DC Comics
Pairing: gen (despite the best efforts of rampant hero lust)
Categories: humor, crack
Length: Medium (5,900 words)
Warnings: n/a

Author on LJ: roga 
Website: n/a

Review:
On Planet Whereever (there's a code, but I can never remember them), SGA-1 stumbles across Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne. Yes, *that* Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne.

I'm not much of an excerpt person, but:

There was nothing not cool about showing Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne around his city. The fact that everyone they passed by froze in their place and stared with awe only made it better. The fact John called Clark ‘Clark’ and Clark answered every time was even more awesome. The fact that they were followed everywhere by a small gaggle of scientists who were too scared to ask questions but too excited to stay away... well, frankly, that was a bit annoying. At a certain point John was forced to turn and say, “Okay, weird guys following us around, ground rules: you can tag along as long as you’re within a three-minute run of your work stations. You can ask for autographs. You can’t shoot Ancient darts at Superman just to see if his skin breaks -- guys, it’s impolite, and also they ricochet. And most importantly: please, no touching the Batman.” He paused. “I will not stop him from cutting off your fingers.”

They stayed back after that.

Yup, this is basically 6,000 words of Atlantis having one massive geekgasm when Superman and Batman accidentally show up. It's fun and funny and just plain happy-making. Guaranteed to make a dark day brighter.

And Then the Heroes Came Along