Title: Magnificent Penetration by AbstractConcept
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Categories: humor, smidgeon of angst, fluff, Harlequin
Length: Long (~22,000 words)
Warnings: not Book 7 compliant

Author on LJ: the_con_cept 
Website: n/a?

Review:
Voldemort is gone, but Lucius Malfoy is still at large and has declared revenge on Harry and Snape. Of course, the only solution to the problem is to lock Harry and Severus into the same house for an indefinite period of time with nothing to do. Guess what happens next.

I like angst as much as the next girl, but lately I've been finding the Harry Potter fandom to be just a bit too depressing. Fortunately I stumbled on this fic, which perked me right back up. Snape is wonderfully in character (yet not unbearably nasty), Harry actually has a sense of humor (which may not be strictly canon compliant, but which is certainly a lot more fun than JKR's version), and this version of Nevelle is so damn awesome I wish he could have a story of his own. I will admit that the ending isn't terribly satisfying, but it's more than made up for by the sheer joy of the rest of the fic. Full of humor, innuendo, and more double entendres than you can shake a stick at, Magnificent Penetration is a delightful romp.

Magnificent Penetration