Title:
Defensive Strategies
Fandom: House M.D.
Pairing:
 House/Wilson
Categories: 
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Length: 
Medium (~14,000 words)
Warnings: 
Attack Breasts and Veloci-women


Author on LJ:
m_butterfly
Website: n/a


Review:

Wilson’s having issues with women after a particularly nasty divorce, namely, he keeps getting unwanted propositions from them. House endeavors to help in a way that only House can: he kisses him in front of everyone. Awkward conversations and French fry theft ensue, with a happy ending to boot.

Yay pretending-to-be-gay fic! Staple of fandom! Cliché near and dear to my heart! Also, yay House, for being an awesome misanthropic best friend! And Wilson, oh Wilson, I love you for being such an enabler of House’s antics.
But fer serious, this is awesomely written feel-good fic. Though the whole “that-divorce-was-so-awful-that-I’d-willingly-turn-down-sex-from-a-beautiful-woman” Wilson characterization was a little shaky (in my mind at least), I love m_butterfly’s House and Wilson, and their wonderful dynamic in this fic.

Defensive Strategies