Title: the sheer lack of professionalism
Fandom: James Bond (Skyfall)
Pairing: Bond/Q
Categories: Humor, Crack
Length: Short (1,945)
Warnings: Kidnapping (humorous though)

Author on LJ: N/A
Author Website: AO3

Author's Summary:
Q rolled his eyes. “Oh, there are just bloody wheels within wheels to it, aren’t there, this kidnapping business? Really, you should give it up. You’re not cut out for it. Think about it, your first time out, and you pinch a national intelligence treasure and ask his MI6 boyfriend for ransom. It isn’t very promising, is it?”

Review:
Here! Have this perfect little gem of a fic that made me laugh and made warm feelings bubble up.

It's kind of exactly as how it's describe. Q gets kidnapped. Incompetently. Predictably it's hilarious. It's a short fic, but it's pretty much perfect throughout. You have Q who wavers between pity and something akin to fondness for his (really terrible) kidnappers. Said kidnappers are completely clueless and in over their heads even if they have no idea by how much.

I loved it. It's a lovely little bit that you wish was longer, but then realize it probably wouldn't be as good if it was. Just go read it already; it's a lot of fun.

the sheer lack of professionalism