#7

Title: A Consummation Devoutly to Be Wished by Mirabella
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Categories: humor, veela!fic, bonding, parody, crack
Length: Medium (~6,700 words)
Warnings: n/a

Author on LJ: n/a?
Website: http://theguestroom.houseofhobbits.com/grindex2.html

Review:
Draco is a veela and not at all happy about it. That is, until he catches sight of Harry and falls immediately in lust. Fortunately he has Crabbe and Goyle to (literally) smack some sense into him. Unfortunately, the smacking doesn't seem to be very effective. And, damn it, Zabini will *not* get his ass out of Draco's bed!

If you're looking for an earnest, angst-filled bonding fic, you are definitely in the wrong place. I laughed so hard my cheeks hurt as Draco got the bad news (and promptly made his mother promise to keep ugly hats away from his impending funeral, because he absolutely was *not* going to mate with anyone), spotted Harry (and *somehow* ended up in Harry's lap, with his tongue down Harry's throat), and spends most of the rest of the fic trying to stay as far away from Harry as possible, while at the same time desperately doing whatever he can to get Harry off.

Funny, fast-paced, and featuring the most drama-queenish (and yet surprisingly in character) Draco I've ever seen, this is a great fic for anyone who needs a laugh or ten.

A Consummation Devoutly to Be Wished