Sue Sylvester: Matchmaker by fakeplasticsnow (NC-17)

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Title: Sue Sylvester: Matchmaker
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Genres: Humour, Romance, First time, Crack
Length: Medium (7,607 words)
Warnings: None

Author on LJ: fakeplasticsnow
Author Website: N/A

Author's Summary:
The mere sight of Sue Sylvester is enough to make Cupid piss his diapers. That candy-ass little bastard doesn't stand a chance.

Review:
This fic is pure crack, and I love it. Sue Sylvester puts her enviable matchmaking skills to the test when a nervous Kurt seeks her advice, and she ends up picking Puck as the perfect match for him (through the medium of spin the wheel, of course.) What follows is a hilarious set of fool proof instructions that Kurt has to follow to snag Puck, outlined by Sue herself, with the first being the classic bend and snap. It's a fun, cracky journey that somehow ends up being both hot and touching. There's also a reveal of a surprise pairing at the end that had me bursting into laughter.

Sue Sylvester: Matchmaker